oh I think he's OK really. if anything he's a great deal less annoying than he was in the Naked Chef days
I honestly can't think of anyone that I fucking hate now that I haven't always fucking hated.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:31, archived)

Here's my view; he's arguably the most over rated of all the TV chefs
In, let's face it, a very crowded field
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:35, archived)

News flash, Jamie. Olive oil is for dressing, not for cooking
Stop being a dick
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:36, archived)

You I mean

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:36, archived)

SOMEONE seems to have forgotten about a certain 'Ains'
At least Jamie Oliver is an actual chef
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:50, archived)

of course
He was just lucky
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:51, archived)

Nigel Slater is worse
Some of the shit he gets away with 'cooking' has no place on the tv - all of his dishes start with 'sometimes I just want something quick and easy to eat' and then proceeds to have a fucking bit of cheese on a fucking cracker or something.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 12:32, archived)

Yeah, he winds me right up

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 12:48, archived)

He has issues.
I saw some programme where he spoke about how his mum died when he was a kid and the closest his dad got to emotional was giving him a packet of chomps or something. Each time he does a recipe I expect him to say something like "this feta and chicory salad is something I invented while the vet put down my puppy when I was 11, I find my tears of grief add just the right amount of saltiness to the dressing. You could use the juice from a jar of olives."
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 12:52, archived)

he's definitely fixated on sweets as some kind of childhood comfort issue thing, no question

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 13:05, archived)

There's a bit in his autobiography where he sees his dad wanking in the greenhouse.
He's too young at that point to know what wanking is, but the weirdest part, I thought, is the dad's extremely unconventional choice of wanking venue.
( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 15:19, archived)

Brownsville Station/Motley Crue'szzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 15:40, archived)

Marco Pierre White and his rice and peas with actual peas in it

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 12:48, archived)

I saw him do a steak and ale pie once, with a whole fucking steak in it
I can see a pattern here.

I bet he does a tiger prawn dish with real tigers in it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 13:04, archived)

lol
recipe:

1 steak
1 ale
1 pie
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 13:06, archived)

Cock au van with a real cock and real van
would probably be unpleasant
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 13:07, archived)

oh I don't know

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 13:18, archived)

Marco Piere White Van Man?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 14:42, archived)

Ainsley Harriot cup a soups are pretty fucking good though.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 25 Feb 2021, 12:36, archived)

"It's so good, I put my stupid face on it"

(dribble, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 13:13, archived)

this old chestnut
smokinggunpr.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Ainsley-sausage.jpg
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 13:31, archived)

Blatant jamie recycling

(dribble, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 13:38, archived)

Also, the ingredients are terrifying
it's like some sort of maze virus that's going to spread through the fridge then take over the kitchen
(dribble, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 13:39, archived)

I miss Kitty Vomit :(

(piss and shit, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 18:16, archived)