alright

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 15:10, archived)

Two Hats has me on the 3.0 :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 15:11, archived)

really?
I know you're a bit of a flaming wazzock, but no need for TH to roll out the ol' 2.0, is there?
(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 15:12, archived)

I thought we were family. This has broken me.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 15:15, archived)

He's a cruel and selfish lover.

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 15:16, archived)

People who put other people on ignore are the very worst there is

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 15:39, archived)

Huzzah to that

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 15:43, archived)

Maybe he thinks you're Jamie Oliver.
Are you Jamie Oliver?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 15:12, archived)

I reckon he is, it explains a lot

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 15:13, archived)

I swear by my fat mockney tongue that I am not Jamie Oliver.
Please tell Two Hat this.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 15:14, archived)

I tried, but I'm afraid he doesn't believe you

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 16:06, archived)

I don’t know how to respond to this. I might have to rethink everything I ever thought I knew. I’ll probably do that right after lunch.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 17:24, archived)

oh yeah? cooking up a pukka meal for Jools and the kids, eh Jame-o?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 17:27, archived)

I AM NOT JAMIE OLIVER. ALTHOUGH I ADMIT I DO GET SIMILARLY UPSET ABOUT SCHOOL MEALS, AND I HAVE A FAT MOCKNEY TONGUE.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 17:29, archived)

I’m Jamie Oliver, aren’t I :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 17:29, archived)

I'm afraid so.

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 17:31, archived)

Putting myself on 3.0

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 17:34, archived)

I mean, I tell lies, this is what happens.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 17:28, archived)

People seem to be ultra sensitive on this forum these days, I hope they get mnd

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 15:27, archived)

Nvr mnd th bolcs

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 15:31, archived)

I take great offence at this, YOUR BLOCKED

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 17:02, archived)

It’s all gone to shit since you got stepped.
You’ll still do LftL right?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 17:30, archived)

Yeah, not bad

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 15:11, archived)

ok kool

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 15:13, archived)

yeah yeah

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 15:15, archived)

y

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 15:11, archived)

My back hurts and I’m tired

/mumsnet
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 15:32, archived)

Also why do people keep changing their names
I don’t know who anyone is these days
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 15:33, archived)

I'm kinda trying to keep going with the whole Gary theme
I wish I'd never started it now. I have many, many regrets.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 15:38, archived)

It's like vault 108 in here

(dribble, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 15:47, archived)

Isn't that a seedy gay sauna?
god I miss seedy gay saunas...
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 15:49, archived)

A load of almost naked blokes all sitting together in a room that makes them sweat
how can that be made any gaia
(dribble, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 15:53, archived)

Short of them start thrusting their penises into each other, I mean

(dribble, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 15:57, archived)

Well, short of THAT how about rearranging the cushions
and lamps?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 15:59, archived)

Banned poster dozer is here at least 4 times

(dribble, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 15:48, archived)

I'm banned poster dozer and so's my wife

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 16:02, archived)

either you or someone else is a fat idiot

(Garold Huzzah!, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 15:43, archived)

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( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 15:48, archived)

BEST PUNK BAND DRUMMER'S NAME EVER!!!!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 15:50, archived)

#infest

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 16:00, archived)

beast it up, get your cole swole

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 16:01, archived)

Fuck

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 16:16, archived)