Two Hats has me on the 3.0 :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 15:11, archived)

really?
I know you're a bit of a flaming wazzock, but no need for TH to roll out the ol' 2.0, is there?
(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 15:12, archived)

I thought we were family. This has broken me.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 15:15, archived)

He's a cruel and selfish lover.

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 15:16, archived)

People who put other people on ignore are the very worst there is

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 15:39, archived)

Huzzah to that

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 15:43, archived)

Maybe he thinks you're Jamie Oliver.
Are you Jamie Oliver?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 15:12, archived)

I reckon he is, it explains a lot

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 15:13, archived)

I swear by my fat mockney tongue that I am not Jamie Oliver.
Please tell Two Hat this.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 15:14, archived)

I tried, but I'm afraid he doesn't believe you

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 16:06, archived)

I don’t know how to respond to this. I might have to rethink everything I ever thought I knew. I’ll probably do that right after lunch.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 17:24, archived)

oh yeah? cooking up a pukka meal for Jools and the kids, eh Jame-o?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 17:27, archived)

I AM NOT JAMIE OLIVER. ALTHOUGH I ADMIT I DO GET SIMILARLY UPSET ABOUT SCHOOL MEALS, AND I HAVE A FAT MOCKNEY TONGUE.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 17:29, archived)

I’m Jamie Oliver, aren’t I :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 17:29, archived)

I'm afraid so.

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 17:31, archived)

Putting myself on 3.0

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 17:34, archived)

I mean, I tell lies, this is what happens.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 17:28, archived)

People seem to be ultra sensitive on this forum these days, I hope they get mnd

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 15:27, archived)

Nvr mnd th bolcs

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 15:31, archived)

I take great offence at this, YOUR BLOCKED

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 17:02, archived)

It’s all gone to shit since you got stepped.
You’ll still do LftL right?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 17:30, archived)