might put his number up on a public bog wall with a request for homosexual acts

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 21 Apr 2021, 16:37, archived)

This is honestly your best bet

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 21 Apr 2021, 16:59, archived)

hopefully he's married so his wife will divorce him

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 21 Apr 2021, 17:08, archived)

Plot twist:
His Wife is FTM trans and goes out on weekends looking for such numbers. Stick that in your divorce papers and smoke it.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 21 Apr 2021, 17:24, archived)

That's what you're hoping is it? How about you stump up some cash if you're that upset, online.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Apr 2021, 17:41, archived)

-his +my -homo +absolutely any

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Apr 2021, 17:40, archived)

Acts? Wham, Pet Shop Boys, that sort of thing?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 21 Apr 2021, 20:34, archived)

yes

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 22 Apr 2021, 10:04, archived)