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is chutney an Indian spread?
this afternoon I'll be waiting for my latest piece of home gym kit to arrive, and maybe even hitting the park after work
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 12:24,
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I'm making a mint and red onion chutney, how about THAT
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 12:25,
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+as I type this
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 12:30,
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sounds good, I'll be round later
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 12:34,
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also:
karahi gosht, tadka dal, chilli paneer tikka, pilau rice, poppadums. Naans are beyond my capability at this time, but there's a shop round the corner that does 3 x fresh naans for a quid, so no drama there
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 12:40,
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just do a Heston, dig a hole in the ground and fill it with bricks
boom: your own tandoor
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 12:41,
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maybe I could 'repurpose' the fucking great hole dug by foxes trying to get under the shed
I really want to get into the 'dhungar method' for the dal and the paneer but I don't have a gas hob so this would mean starting the bbq to get two single coals, which seems a little bit like too much hard work
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 12:46,
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might develop and market a product that would make cooking that way simpler for people
I'd call it 'Dhungar-Ease'
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 12:49,
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teh lol
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 12:55,
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would it though?
I reckon that if I put two decent-sized coals in my BBQ chimney with a firelighter under them, they'd light
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 12:50,
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yeah maybe you're right and I should stop being such a lazy cunt
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 12:57,
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One of those Anglo-Indian things, I reckon.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 23 Apr 2021, 12:40,
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nah, chutneys are an Indian-Indian thing
what I'm trying to say is that you're a fucking chutney m8
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 12:47,
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needs more bhang lassi
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Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 13:29,
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caulideflower
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dribble, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 14:16,
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