I feel like I might have missed something here. Isn't a cordless jump rope just handles?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 23 Apr 2021, 19:32, archived)

yes and no
handles with a steel cord and a plumbline weight attached, so you do feel the heft of the 'rope' when you swing them

also they have a Bluetooth app featuring training programmes so you can time yourself, measure calories burned, etc.
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 19:40, archived)

lol plumb line

( broadsword, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 19:49, archived)

rn mm
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 23 Apr 2021, 19:54, archived)

mm mm mm mm mm mm mm
Once there was this man who
Handles with a steel cord and a plumbline weight attached, so
You do feel the heft of
The 'rope' when you try to swing them
He didn't have the app featuring the training pro-grams
Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mn
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 21:55, archived)

ok this is the shittest thing i've seen here, and i've seen some shit

( broadsword, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 22:23, archived)

I like this

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 22:52, archived)

there's English in here somewhere, fighting to get out

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 23:06, archived)

HARD BREXIT NOW

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 9:29, archived)