A few years back, Laurence was lined up to host a pilot episode of a TV entertainment show โ but the shoot did not go well. After seeming alright for the day leading up to filming, Lozza suddenly became very weird on camera. Bleary-eyed, erratic, no-one could figure out what had gotten into him. They later discovered it was a massive amount of cocaine โ which he'd apparently tried to counterbalance with a touch of ketamine.
Needless to say, he didn't get a call back.
(, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 8:58, archived)