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A few years back, Laurence was lined up to host a pilot episode of a TV entertainment show – but the shoot did not go well. After seeming alright for the day leading up to filming, Lozza suddenly became very weird on camera. Bleary-eyed, erratic, no-one could figure out what had gotten into him. They later discovered it was a massive amount of cocaine – which he'd apparently tried to counterbalance with a touch of ketamine.

Needless to say, he didn't get a call back.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 8:58, archived)

We've all done it.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 27 Apr 2021, 8:59, archived)

What an epic spazmo.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 27 Apr 2021, 9:40, archived)

garold, you mean

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 9:40, archived)

he'

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 27 Apr 2021, 9:43, archived)

Oh do grow up!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 9:58, archived)

+You act like stupid kids

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 27 Apr 2021, 10:16, archived)

Instructions unclear, threw up, pls advise.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 22:19, archived)