Sure sign of deadly bum cancer, I'm afraid.
Ask Two Hats, he'll back me up.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 27 Apr 2021, 14:55, archived)

Can't help you m8
My bum's for decoration only
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 15:58, archived)

The M&M eater, was this during the pandemic?
Ordinarily it would be odd, but during a pandemic it seems more reasonable.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 16:24, archived)

Huh?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 18:50, archived)

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 18:50

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 19:17, archived)

Oh that

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 19:25, archived)

2019, my colon burst. Now I have a stoma
There was a plan to reverse the procedure, but covid put a spanner in the works
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 19:27, archived)

This wouldn't be /talk if someone didn't ask if this happened from getting bummed too hard.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 27 Apr 2021, 20:30, archived)

I guess

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 20:31, archived)

Sorry for your (co)loss(tomy)
Fingers crossed they can put your insides back together soon.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 21:50, archived)

One of the two things I remember from my stoma training day
is that the vast majority of 'temporary' colostimies become permanent by default, for one reason or another. Here's hoping TH is one of the lucky few.

The other thing I remember is my flatmate nicking a colostomy bag so he could take it to Hogmanay celebrations on Princes Street and jump the toilet queue by waving it above his head and yelling that he needed to change it quick.

/anecdotes, forte etc.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 22:47, archived)

I once sneaked a bottle of galliano into a medics ball by pouring it into a catheter bag and strapping it to my leg.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 23:14, archived)

No one thought it weird you kept taking swigs of your own piss

(dribble, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 23:21, archived)

Clearly you haven't spent much time with medical students.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 6:05, archived)

What has any of this to do with eating M&Ms with a spoon?

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 13:29, archived)

Terrible bullying of Gonz. :(((
/ac
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 27 Apr 2021, 17:20, archived)

Alright bumless

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 21:46, archived)