I think I might be eating too many plums.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 29 Apr 2021, 14:11, archived)

another poo-related thread

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 29 Apr 2021, 14:18, archived)

Well everything is with that attitude.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 29 Apr 2021, 17:47, archived)

Plums are disappointing
They look nice and fruity and a little bit sharp, but then you bite into them and they're just overly sweet watery nothing
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 29 Apr 2021, 14:27, archived)

I ate some plums earlier and they were well yum.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 29 Apr 2021, 16:29, archived)

They must be in season because they are, as you say, well yum at the moment.
A few weeks ago I might have agreed with Smash Monkey 2. But not today.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 29 Apr 2021, 17:51, archived)

#PlumChat

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 29 Apr 2021, 14:32, archived)

Oh hang on, I just thought of a really good plum joke:

I am LEAD to believe that eating too many plums gives you PLUM BUM!!!

I'd better post this on qotw before it goes 'viral'.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 29 Apr 2021, 15:08, archived)

Haha, I think this joke my personal best - or "Pb", as I like to abbreviate it!!!!!!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 29 Apr 2021, 15:14, archived)

I can't compete with jokes of that quality,
but I guess I'll solder on anyway!!!
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 29 Apr 2021, 16:31, archived)

Great stuff guys.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 29 Apr 2021, 17:45, archived)