Oh hang on, I just thought of a really good plum joke:

I am LEAD to believe that eating too many plums gives you PLUM BUM!!!

I'd better post this on qotw before it goes 'viral'.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 29 Apr 2021, 15:08, archived)

Haha, I think this joke my personal best - or "Pb", as I like to abbreviate it!!!!!!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 29 Apr 2021, 15:14, archived)

I can't compete with jokes of that quality,
but I guess I'll solder on anyway!!!
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 29 Apr 2021, 16:31, archived)

Great stuff guys.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 29 Apr 2021, 17:45, archived)