you'll be swinging like a jungle VIP before you know it m8
best get an extra big bowl for all those car keys
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 11:01, archived)

me, next week
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 11:03, archived)

That's something my cat would do
She launched herself off a cupboard and onto my head the other night
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 11:08, archived)

That's doing the cable a world of good

(dribble, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 11:14, archived)

God, cats are such dickheads.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 30 Apr 2021, 11:44, archived)