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Long weekend lolz thread
Anyone seen Godzilla vs Kong? Might give that a crack 2moz once I've finished smoking a brisket with my kid. I really enjoyed the most recent Godzilla, best one since the Japanese originals by far, I thought. But perhaps I'm just a colossal nerd prick who should be put down as a service to humanity?

Other than that, might shart on a shih tzu, not much else planned.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 10:56, archived)
What's a shih tzu?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 10:58, archived)
A park containing cages of unremarkable animals

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 10:59, archived)
...but that's not important right now

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 11:00, archived)
You ruined my terrible joke

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 11:04, archived)
Sorry about that.
Feel free to pretend I'm not here, and go ahead anyway.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 11:06, archived)
Long wooden planters arrived yesterday,
bamboo plants arrive today, off to get loads of soil/compost and will spend tomorrow putting them all together.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 10:59, archived)
you'll be swinging like a jungle VIP before you know it m8
best get an extra big bowl for all those car keys
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 11:01, archived)

me, next week
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 11:03, archived)
That's something my cat would do
She launched herself off a cupboard and onto my head the other night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 11:08, archived)
That's doing the cable a world of good

(dribble, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 11:14, archived)
God, cats are such dickheads.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 30 Apr 2021, 11:44, archived)
Against my personal rule I'm working tomorrow, emergency job . After that I will get drunk till Tuesday

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 11:03, archived)
I'm in tomorrow and Sunday
I must be mad, weekends there are frantic, never enough staff, even with a £20 a day bonus as incentive
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 11:06, archived)
I only plan on doing 2hrs

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 11:09, archived)
I wish
It'll be the full 12 hours, both days
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 11:23, archived)
My 16 yr old son asked his mum if he could 'get smashed in his room' this weekend, so polite

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 11:07, archived)
what a well bought up young man, you must be very proud

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 11:34, archived)
His mum said no, go out and get smashed , not sitting indoors

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 11:41, archived)
Proper parenting, there.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 30 Apr 2021, 11:45, archived)
that's right, get some fresh air, hang around a park, that's what we had to do
maybe Windy will be there, have a kickabout
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 12:01, archived)
Indeed , not sure the first time getting drunk with your mates should be online

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 12:05, archived)
No, while you're living under this roof you will eat your processed potato at the dining table with the rest of the family

(dribble, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 11:53, archived)
Terrible bullying of birthday boy Anthonyb3ta70100
b3ta.com/board/11342628
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 11:48, archived)
They're so abusive on /board, it's great that /talk is here as a refuge from all that hostility.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 11:49, archived)
It’s well known how much we do have a right laugh here

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 11:51, archived)
/talk?

*checks profile, sees pages of laughing emojis*

/talk.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 12:00, archived)

Talk is B3TA's Stormfront I'll have you know.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 30 Apr 2021, 20:19, archived)
What ipad should I get

(dribble, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 21:01, archived)
MODS111111!!!!!!! BAN HIM NOW

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 12:10, archived)
alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 30 Apr 2021, 11:54, archived)
sympathy reply

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 30 Apr 2021, 12:59, archived)
might crap on a carp

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 12:10, archived)
:'(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 12:12, archived)
Don't waste your waste
It'll just wash off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 15:44, archived)