My 16 yr old son asked his mum if he could 'get smashed in his room' this weekend, so polite

( mongychops, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 11:07, archived)

what a well bought up young man, you must be very proud

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 11:34, archived)

His mum said no, go out and get smashed , not sitting indoors

( mongychops, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 11:41, archived)

Proper parenting, there.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 30 Apr 2021, 11:45, archived)

that's right, get some fresh air, hang around a park, that's what we had to do
maybe Windy will be there, have a kickabout
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 12:01, archived)

Indeed , not sure the first time getting drunk with your mates should be online

( mongychops, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 12:05, archived)

No, while you're living under this roof you will eat your processed potato at the dining table with the rest of the family

(dribble, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 11:53, archived)