NO THEY DON'T YOU FUCKING IDIOT

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 May 2021, 14:07, archived)

You are such a tory fascist centrist dad corbynite

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 10 May 2021, 16:08, archived)

I am all of these things, and so much more

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 May 2021, 16:40, archived)

darling fascist bully boy
give me some more money, you bastard.
may the seed of your loins be fruitful in the belly of your woman
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 May 2021, 16:48, archived)

The Young Ones was fucking brilliant.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 10 May 2021, 17:17, archived)

Last time I saw Ben Elton he was making painfully labored quips about going to Tesco. This is how I discovered that Tesco is not suitable as a subject for quips.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 May 2021, 17:25, archived)

Ben Elton is a cunt
The end.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 May 2021, 17:42, archived)

It’s very short, tell it again

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 May 2021, 18:26, archived)