get nandos on deliveroo m8, no need to cook eh
my brother in law was a Masterchef contestant back in the Loyd Grossman days and has a wine collection worth tens of thousands, we'll be well looked after
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 May 2021, 14:20, archived)

they always seem to be so modest about it as well
"I've just whipped us up something simple", before coming out of the kitchen with a mountain pike in a liquid nitrogen-seared salt crust and a leaning tower of Pisa made of macarons
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 12 May 2021, 14:25, archived)

Are you going to poke around his digs going "and WHOOOO would LIVE in a houze like THIZZZ?"
I bet he'd love that.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 12 May 2021, 14:29, archived)

I sure am!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 May 2021, 14:31, archived)

^ life and soul of the party ^

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 12 May 2021, 14:44, archived)

you betcha!
I'm a right jester and no mistake
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 May 2021, 14:53, archived)

Alright alias

( mongychops, Wed 12 May 2021, 15:17, archived)

I love that show, one of Cosgrove Hall's best
was very pleased when my nipper got into it too. The DVD cost a fair old whack though, must have been £25 or so
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 May 2021, 15:21, archived)

Jesus christ it's £60-odd these days

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 May 2021, 15:22, archived)

The thing about collections, is that you collect them, you don’t drink them. It’s a tragedy.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 May 2021, 17:41, archived)