It's my mum's birthday today
so we're taking afternoon tea up, then staying over and going out for tea tomorrow before laughing at Eurovision.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 21 May 2021, 11:07, archived)

happy birthday mama porcupine

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 21 May 2021, 11:08, archived)

She's probably a lurker, it'd be just like her not to tell me.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 21 May 2021, 11:12, archived)

she's me, m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 21 May 2021, 11:13, archived)

she's me Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your mother
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 21 May 2021, 11:15, archived)

insert Star Wars prank "No, I am your mother." here

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 21 May 2021, 12:38, archived)

mother mutha

/Mace Windu
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 May 2021, 14:03, archived)