Right you 'orrible lot
The weekend is here but it sure as shit isn't one for the bbq/beer garden eh.

Up to much now that we're allowed to again? No kid this time for me, got someone over for a big meze lunch 2moz. Just scored big in the 'get rid of the last season's wine at half price' bin in Lidl, that's piss artistry sorted.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 21 May 2021, 11:05, archived)

It's my mum's birthday today
so we're taking afternoon tea up, then staying over and going out for tea tomorrow before laughing at Eurovision.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 21 May 2021, 11:07, archived)

happy birthday mama porcupine

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 21 May 2021, 11:08, archived)

She's probably a lurker, it'd be just like her not to tell me.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 21 May 2021, 11:12, archived)

she's me, m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 21 May 2021, 11:13, archived)

she's me Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your mother
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 21 May 2021, 11:15, archived)

insert Star Wars prank "No, I am your mother." here

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 21 May 2021, 12:38, archived)

mother mutha

/Mace Windu
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 May 2021, 14:03, archived)

haha, with all that wine it's probably going to be a a big *messy* lunch too ahahaha
ahahaha hahaha ahaa
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 21 May 2021, 11:08, archived)

Day off today
Then back to work Saturday and Sunday
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 21 May 2021, 11:38, archived)

Just had my fortnightly call from the job centre
Who have told me that if my job is damaging my health, I should give it up and I won't be sanctioned. This is very good news, because I've almost passed out twice in the last week.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 21 May 2021, 13:50, archived)

I'm surprised by this, I thought they made everyone do any job offered to them

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 21 May 2021, 15:22, archived)

Not as surprised as I was
I think it's because the place has such a bad reputation as an employer
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 21 May 2021, 15:31, archived)

Who'd have thought the Japanese were so rough on the labour

( mongychops, Fri 21 May 2021, 16:20, archived)

It's an Irish company

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 21 May 2021, 17:42, archived)

Well then, . Everyman stands behind the men behind the wire up the IRA

( mongychops, Fri 21 May 2021, 18:01, archived)

wow, that is actually excellent news
no more Prawnhub
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 21 May 2021, 15:52, archived)

The smell is that bad?

(dribble, Fri 21 May 2021, 17:05, archived)

I have superficial thrombophlebitis
I shouldn't be on my feet 12 hours a day
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 21 May 2021, 17:42, archived)

# I have superficial thrombophlebitis #
# Mata au hi made #
# I have superficial thrombophlebitis #
# Himitsu wo shiritai #

# You're wondering who I am (sushi sushi I'm making sushi) #
# Machine or giant ham (sushi sushi I'm making sushi) #
# My farts could kill a man (sushi sushi I'm making sushi) #
# My boss don't give a damn #
( Richard Shitheels, Sat 22 May 2021, 12:38, archived)

be nice to go out somewhere but I'm not putting money on it happening
season's of the summer
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 21 May 2021, 11:46, archived)

Wanna bet?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 May 2021, 12:40, archived)

Not much
My mum is going out for lunch, even though she doesn't want to, and to IKEA, even though she hates it there. I just don't ask questions anymore
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 May 2021, 12:19, archived)

lol "mum"

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 May 2021, 12:19, archived)

lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 21 May 2021, 13:06, archived)

Working tomorrow morning, then I will out for substantial meals till I get fucked
/ac
( mongychops, Fri 21 May 2021, 13:15, archived)

But whomst do you intend to out?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 May 2021, 13:39, archived)

Ginger people, jaccuse

( mongychops, Fri 21 May 2021, 14:30, archived)

Might have another fight with the neighbours.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Fri 21 May 2021, 18:02, archived)