Just had my fortnightly call from the job centre
Who have told me that if my job is damaging my health, I should give it up and I won't be sanctioned. This is very good news, because I've almost passed out twice in the last week.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 21 May 2021, 13:50, archived)

I'm surprised by this, I thought they made everyone do any job offered to them

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 21 May 2021, 15:22, archived)

Not as surprised as I was
I think it's because the place has such a bad reputation as an employer
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 21 May 2021, 15:31, archived)

Who'd have thought the Japanese were so rough on the labour

( mongychops, Fri 21 May 2021, 16:20, archived)

It's an Irish company

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 21 May 2021, 17:42, archived)

Well then, . Everyman stands behind the men behind the wire up the IRA

( mongychops, Fri 21 May 2021, 18:01, archived)

wow, that is actually excellent news
no more Prawnhub
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 21 May 2021, 15:52, archived)

The smell is that bad?

(dribble, Fri 21 May 2021, 17:05, archived)

I have superficial thrombophlebitis
I shouldn't be on my feet 12 hours a day
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 21 May 2021, 17:42, archived)

# I have superficial thrombophlebitis #
# Mata au hi made #
# I have superficial thrombophlebitis #
# Himitsu wo shiritai #

# You're wondering who I am (sushi sushi I'm making sushi) #
# Machine or giant ham (sushi sushi I'm making sushi) #
# My farts could kill a man (sushi sushi I'm making sushi) #
# My boss don't give a damn #
( Richard Shitheels, Sat 22 May 2021, 12:38, archived)