morning

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 24 May 2021, 7:43, archived)

Well that was fun

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 May 2021, 8:02, archived)

I had a cracking weekend

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 24 May 2021, 8:08, archived)

+ -smo

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 24 May 2021, 8:20, archived)

We did peopleing
big old meal with guests on Saturday then braved the downpours to go to Soho - visited TWO different cafes!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 May 2021, 8:22, archived)

we had my wife's mate for lunch Saturday, then got fucking spannered
much of yesterday was spent snoozing on and off, with the occasional restorative large meal here and there
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 24 May 2021, 8:26, archived)

I had to have a post-meal with wine lie-down on Saturday afternoon
but can confirm slow-cooking beef and pork from 9am to 2pm makes them very good.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 May 2021, 8:29, archived)

I'm all about the low and slow these days

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 24 May 2021, 8:30, archived)

IQ/reading?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 24 May 2021, 9:24, archived)

His rape victims

( mongychops, Mon 24 May 2021, 10:04, archived)

^pensioner vin

(dribble, Mon 24 May 2021, 11:44, archived)

Morning , I just noticed the little ride along railway near me has been demolished

( mongychops, Mon 24 May 2021, 8:11, archived)

Some fat bugger got on it did they?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 May 2021, 8:21, archived)

Edf snatched the land back, but good news they are relocating to hall place. Which is a nice venue than a transformer station

( mongychops, Mon 24 May 2021, 8:31, archived)

the pub we've taken to going to at the edge of Epping Forest has a little train in the beer garden
it's pretty fucking lame tbh, but then I don't suppose I'm the target audience
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 24 May 2021, 8:24, archived)

This is a club , kids loved it
wdmes.co.uk/
( mongychops, Mon 24 May 2021, 8:35, archived)

what's up with it, vanilla face?

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 24 May 2021, 8:39, archived)

what is up, male child from my local area?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 24 May 2021, 8:48, archived)

what is up, brother from another mother?

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 24 May 2021, 9:21, archived)

Morning queef, got a bit of an itchy toe, might make today challenging but I'll struggle through somehow

( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 24 May 2021, 10:12, archived)

thought's and prayer's m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 24 May 2021, 10:14, archived)

Probably boneitis. :(

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 24 May 2021, 10:16, archived)

just don't go baking any potatoes

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 24 May 2021, 10:28, archived)

Eltonzzz

(dribble, Mon 24 May 2021, 11:27, archived)

Afternoon
Slept for about 12 hours. Today is the day I fuck the job off
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 24 May 2021, 13:34, archived)