ENORMOUS BAG OF COCK RINGS

(sticklebricks, Tue 25 May 2021, 12:48, archived)

There must be someone who will buy ...

( mongychops, Tue 25 May 2021, 12:50, archived)

How enormous are we talking?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 May 2021, 12:52, archived)

four calling birds, three french hens etc

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 25 May 2021, 12:54, archived)

Obvious set up is obvious..

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 25 May 2021, 12:55, archived)

Happy cock ring cock ring happy cock
Cock about rings you'd like to do
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 25 May 2021, 12:56, archived)

I was watching Gods of Snooker the other day, I didn't know Captain Sensible did the Big Break theme
He really had a dodgy few years that fellow, didn't he
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 25 May 2021, 12:58, archived)

Haha, Captain NOT SO Sensible, *I* calls him!
lol!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 May 2021, 13:01, archived)

haha, you really showed him!!!!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 25 May 2021, 13:24, archived)

The rest of The Damned had better watch themselves with me around, that's all I'm saying!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 May 2021, 13:26, archived)

haha, I'll bet!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 25 May 2021, 13:58, archived)

I knew that song from the unsuccessful Mike Batt musical based on Lewis Carroll's The Hunting of the Snark
which my uncle gave my dad a copy of, and we used to listen to in the car. #FailedMusicalChat #ThatsInterestingPorcupine
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 25 May 2021, 13:02, archived)

I mean, where else will you find Cliff Richard, Roger Daltrey, John Hurt and Deniece Williams in the same place?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 25 May 2021, 13:04, archived)

called himself Captain Sensible because he was a "debauched maniac"

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 25 May 2021, 13:04, archived)

I thought his fellow bandmates called him that when he was being a killjoy on a plane, for some reason

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 25 May 2021, 13:07, archived)

wikipedia says you are right, Turing

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 25 May 2021, 13:09, archived)

wiki's always got my back

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 25 May 2021, 13:10, archived)

IKYABWAI?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 25 May 2021, 12:56, archived)

Throwing them out to the crowd, like the burton joker

(dribble, Tue 25 May 2021, 12:59, archived)

I have no use for those

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 25 May 2021, 13:07, archived)

<s> power over them

(dribble, Tue 25 May 2021, 13:09, archived)

GO NINJA GO NINJA GO

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 25 May 2021, 14:23, archived)

I'm rocking the town without being seen iykwim

(dribble, Tue 25 May 2021, 14:40, archived)