^tess tick ills

( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 31 May 2021, 9:11, archived)

That's fantastic.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 31 May 2021, 9:26, archived)

i mowed the lawn. but some tick ate my testicle. I didn't like it.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Mon 31 May 2021, 9:44, archived)

"I sucked a ball and I liked it" - Katie Parasite

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 31 May 2021, 9:48, archived)

"the taste of his sweaty nutsack"

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Mon 31 May 2021, 10:25, archived)

Tick bo(llo)cks exercise.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Mon 31 May 2021, 11:05, archived)