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morning, wanker's
turned out nice again
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 5 Jun 2021, 10:03, archived)
Morning
Glorious out there, just been for a run and now into town for some beers
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 5 Jun 2021, 11:06, archived)
Lovely and sunny here
Might spend the day pottering around the house doing odd jobs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 5 Jun 2021, 11:10, archived)

pottering around the house doing odd jobs doing fuck all
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 5 Jun 2021, 17:38, archived)
I'm finally organizing my DVD collection
It's taken me an hour and a half so far and I'm only up to f
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 5 Jun 2021, 18:28, archived)
Spent the last couple of days clearing up the house so we can sell it and get away from our cunt neighbours.
As a bonus I now have a nice clean house.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 5 Jun 2021, 17:20, archived)
What's wrong with the neighbours?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 5 Jun 2021, 17:37, archived)
Other people are bad.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 5 Jun 2021, 18:16, archived)
Sociopathic wankers.
I bumped into the guy a couple of weeks ago and mentioned that since they started leaving the dog out in the garden it barks loudly from 6am to past 11pm which was waking us and the children up and asked if there was anything he could do to reduce it.
His response was 'It's a dog, what do you expect? I'm not going to muzzle it. It's quite old, you could wait for it to die'.
Plus they've hired a total cunt of a builder to demolish a wall at the front of our house and he keeps blocking our driveway. Again, when we asked them to try and avoid blocking the drive or at least give us some warning so we don't end up late for work and school runs he just said he's too busy and they warned us there would be disruption so we can just deal with it.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 5 Jun 2021, 18:28, archived)
Can you just park at the front of the driveway and tell him to naff off?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 5 Jun 2021, 18:35, archived)
Let his tyres down

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 5 Jun 2021, 18:49, archived)
Ask him for an estimate for some bullshit. Ask him if he’d be able to complete the work without blocking the neighbor’s driveway. When he says yes, tell him to FUCKING DO THAT NOW THEN.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Jun 2021, 19:10, archived)
I think the most mature and constructive way to deal with this would be to very politely murder him.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 5 Jun 2021, 21:46, archived)