Got a bit pissed with the neighbours yesterday afternoon
they've moved out while the house is being renovated and they called round to check up on the work and we demolished a few bottles of wine in the garden.

Their builders are back now - pretty early for that lot. One of them is very overweight and the wheezing noise he makes when he's carrying stuff to the skip makes me want to know there the nearest defibrillator is.

There'll be a lot of swearing down the phone then the sound of banging and smashing. Sounds like they have a fun time of it.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 8:37, archived)

"shit... fuck... fuck... shit fuck fucking fuck"
one of them's hit his knee apparently.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 8:57, archived)

"I'm not gonna lie Steve, I think it's gone - I heard a click"

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 8:58, archived)

"no, it ain't broke I think it's a torn ligament"
Well, I wasn't expecting THAT. I thought his heart would give out before his knees.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 8:59, archived)

it got better

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 9:06, archived)

i'm sure he was wearing appropriate PPE at the time

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Jun 2021, 8:58, archived)

He drinks a lot of Coca Cola, does that count?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 8:59, archived)

yeah, probably

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Jun 2021, 9:07, archived)

I got a lot pissed all weekend
it were gr8
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 8:57, archived)

We took a few car's worth of stuff to the storage depot
and put a few things on eBay and Facebook Marketplace.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 9:00, archived)

right said Fred, staaaaaanding on the landing...

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 9:01, archived)

This is a very good update (NSFW for swears)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFRdzFjnUiE
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 9:05, archived)

lol
think there's more bleeping than singing in that
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 9:10, archived)

I got pissed with my neighbors yesterday.
They parked their RV on the sidewalk in front of my mailbox, so I shot them.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 9:12, archived)

‘Standing your ground’. Nice.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 17:39, archived)