Roses are red
The sunshine is sunny,
Richard McBeef,
Wanks horses for money.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 8:12, archived)

Roses sure are red
On that we agree
But here's where you're wrong:
I wank horses for free!
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 8:20, archived)

I did kind of imagine you, yourself handing over a wad of notes
to the poor horse owner/pimp
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 8:26, archived)

of notes
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 8:32, archived)

anyway
some cunt was using a strimmer at 3am so I had to shut all the windows. Not the best night's sleep ever, I have to be honest. Had to resort to earplugs too.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 8:37, archived)

that was me m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 8:39, archived)

ear +butt
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 10:47, archived)

stri bu
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 10:49, archived)

That's not how I remember it

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 10:50, archived)

Living near a railway is good
continual early morning brush cutter
(dribble, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 12:05, archived)

explosm.net/comics/1089/
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 8 Jun 2021, 10:11, archived)