they will be put off by your appallingly bad taste in interiors and won't make an offer
sorry to be the bearer etc
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Jun 2021, 13:08, archived)

you mean the camouflage wallpaper was a bad choice?

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 11 Jun 2021, 13:08, archived)

I'm afraid the 'snapback' display cabinet and wall-mounted skateboards will induce such chronic belming that your chances of selling are nil
As they leave one will turn to the other and say 'if that fucking deacon lives here then there's no fucking way I'm ever going to'
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Jun 2021, 13:17, archived)

THE ALAN PARTRIDGE SKATEBOARD HAS BEEN A BIG HIT SO FAR, I WILL HAVE U NO

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 11 Jun 2021, 13:18, archived)

skateboard shrine
(dribble, Fri 11 Jun 2021, 13:32, archived)

People bounce back!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 11 Jun 2021, 13:34, archived)

He's a mentalist!
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 11 Jun 2021, 16:36, archived)

We'll have that pint!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 11 Jun 2021, 16:37, archived)