Seriously though, make sure to keep hydrated
Combination of dicky tummy and hot weather is lethal
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 9:39, archived)

dicky
lol
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 9:44, archived)

Haha, like 'dick', right?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 9:53, archived)

lol u like dick rofl

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 10:15, archived)

lmao

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 10:20, archived)

Uh oh hahaha

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 11:00, archived)

I've got terrible trapped wind already , doing a right number on my guts

( mongychops, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 9:44, archived)

My brother was complaining of chest pain once
Our mum (true to form) gave him the whole "oh pull yourself together, it's just trapped wind, stop bloody moaning" bit. Long story short, he ended up in hospital with a collapsed lung. She's never lived that one down
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 9:53, archived)

So you're saying I'm dying ? For real ?

( mongychops, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 9:54, archived)

I'm just saying we shouldn't rule it out

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 10:03, archived)

rip m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 10:20, archived)

I broke my arm falling off my BMX once
and it was 3 days before my dad believed it was broken and took me to A&E.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 10:23, archived)

sorry about your dad being a cunt m8

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 10:41, archived)

"So you grew an extra elbow? You should be grateful, I never had one of those growing up. We had to make do with the two god gave us"

(dribble, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 10:47, archived)