might have a chocolate stout with dark, paedo undertones and a whiff of caravan park bogs

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 20:02, archived)

might have a SHIT ON A DOG'S TITS
then hose it off with my smelly piss into a bottle and sell it with a picture of fucking Gandalf on it to fat, speccy knobstains
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 20:03, archived)

m8 is everything OK?

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 20:13, archived)

Those shitty little micro pubs were all I had not long ago. Dont go near the fuckers now

( mongychops, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 20:20, archived)

Red Lion worked out nicely then?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 15 Jun 2021, 20:51, archived)

*instantly offers job of Head of Marketing at Wychwood*

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 15 Jun 2021, 21:05, archived)

As a speccy knobstain, I find this offensive

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 21:11, archived)

^

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 21:14, archived)