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www.penus.com/lol

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 18:20, archived)
My boss just walked by, saw than and sacked me, f u

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 18:41, archived)
I'll write you a good reference, I swear

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 19:01, archived)
It's fine, somehow they thought I'd go to milton kenyes on friday. I'm better off

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 19:38, archived)
hey it's national beer day
www.beerdaybritain.co.uk/

might have a hoppy, complex IPA with hints of smegma and dungeons and dragons
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 20:00, archived)
might have a chocolate stout with dark, paedo undertones and a whiff of caravan park bogs

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 20:02, archived)
might have a SHIT ON A DOG'S TITS
then hose it off with my smelly piss into a bottle and sell it with a picture of fucking Gandalf on it to fat, speccy knobstains
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 20:03, archived)
m8 is everything OK?

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 20:13, archived)
Those shitty little micro pubs were all I had not long ago. Dont go near the fuckers now

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 20:20, archived)

Red Lion worked out nicely then?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 15 Jun 2021, 20:51, archived)
*instantly offers job of Head of Marketing at Wychwood*

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 15 Jun 2021, 21:05, archived)
As a speccy knobstain, I find this offensive

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 21:11, archived)
^

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 21:14, archived)
I take great offence at this, YOUR BLOCKED

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 19:59, archived)
Hey, as long as someone's talking about mine tiny penus, it will have all been worth it

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 21:12, archived)
No real domain names pls

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 21:12, archived)
I've got your domain right HERE
*grabs crotch*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 21:28, archived)
Lol, Peninnis Head
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-57483562
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 21:53, archived)