At a quick glance I really did think you were boasting you'd had two bowel movements this morning
and was about to congratulate you.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 8:44, archived)

nope, just the one
all I can say is it was evident that a) I had spent most of yesterday on the waz and b) my dinner contained quite a lot of turmeric
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 8:49, archived)

Did you sing the Elton John classic, 'Goodbye, Yellow Slick Turd' as it dribbled out of you?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 17 Jun 2021, 10:04, archived)

no, I sang 'out, demons out' by the edgar broughton band

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 10:58, archived)

alright

(dribble, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 10:59, archived)

$$

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 17 Jun 2021, 11:42, archived)

^ "My anus is bleeding"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 12:05, archived)