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Morning!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 8:24, archived)
morning m8
just had jab no.2


lol no.2
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 8:37, archived)
rip your virility
morning
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 8:40, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 8:50, archived)
At a quick glance I really did think you were boasting you'd had two bowel movements this morning
and was about to congratulate you.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 8:44, archived)
nope, just the one
all I can say is it was evident that a) I had spent most of yesterday on the waz and b) my dinner contained quite a lot of turmeric
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 8:49, archived)
Did you sing the Elton John classic, 'Goodbye, Yellow Slick Turd' as it dribbled out of you?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 17 Jun 2021, 10:04, archived)
no, I sang 'out, demons out' by the edgar broughton band

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 10:58, archived)
alright

(dribble, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 10:59, archived)
$$

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 17 Jun 2021, 11:42, archived)
^ "My anus is bleeding"

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 12:05, archived)
which one have you got?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Jun 2021, 9:00, archived)
AZ 4 lyf

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 9:19, archived)
AZ Kru reprezentin'

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 17 Jun 2021, 9:37, archived)
get bent you az pricks, pfizer rules

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 9:39, archived)
lol, pfizer is wack

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 17 Jun 2021, 9:42, archived)
I hope you get cvst

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 9:47, archived)
lol m8, u think pfizer is cool

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 17 Jun 2021, 10:00, archived)
pfizer massive reprazent

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 9:47, archived)
Pfizer crew in da hizzouse!!

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 10:11, archived)
I'm conflicted.
I'm also in the double-Pfizer group, but as a pharmaceutical company they are the biggest cunts of the lot.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 10:20, archived)
I got the Moderna vaccine and I haven't had any major diseases since, so it seems to be super-effective against everything.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 12:08, archived)
We've got two builders demolishing the conservatory
they have the squeakiest wheelbarrow I've ever heard. It's almost operatic.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 8:45, archived)

wheelbarrow bumholes
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 8:50, archived)
My god, I'd not thought of that
but if it's true they have the most talented annii (is that the plural of anus?) ever
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 8:59, archived)
it would only be anii as plural if the singular was anius

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 17 Jun 2021, 9:00, archived)
lol anius

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 17 Jun 2021, 9:03, archived)

Thanks, prof.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 9:03, archived)
don't get me started on ghastly proles talking about 'referenda'

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 17 Jun 2021, 9:08, archived)
Like falling into a prickly patch of cactuses

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 9:09, archived)
yeah, exactly like that

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 17 Jun 2021, 9:14, archived)
They probably like it up their ba

(dribble, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 9:59, archived)
This is referendumb even by your standards

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 12:09, archived)
Annii Lennox

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 10:13, archived)
Little Orphan Annii

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 17 Jun 2021, 10:22, archived)
Ænusii

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 14:02, archived)
</s>barrow
+man's
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 10:56, archived)
i met up with the band for the first time in a year last night
and the lead singer turns out to be an anti-vaxx nutter, so now i need to find a new band
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Jun 2021, 9:00, archived)
*waves*

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 9:04, archived)
not you

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Jun 2021, 9:08, archived)
What, you mean not being anti-vax isn't enough to get you into the band?
harsh.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 9:10, archived)
Get yourself a kazoo, then you'll have everything.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 12:06, archived)
ffs

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 9:19, archived)
Ok, I'll do it, but I only play German death reggae these days
And I swapped all my guitars for a tongue drum
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 10:54, archived)
alright
got an interview to be a postman next week🀞
(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❀️🌟❀️, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 9:19, archived)
Well, good luck
make sure you don't demonstrate any literacy or numeracy.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 9:27, archived)
haha, don't forget to 'letters' know how you get on!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 9:30, archived)
post-Brexit

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 9:37, archived)
rofl

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❀️🌟❀️, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 10:29, archived)
you'll be given the sack every day!!!!!1111!!!!11!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 9:37, archived)
give yourself a 'Pat' on the back!!!!!!!!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 17 Jun 2021, 9:38, archived)
Beats walking the streets

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 9:43, archived)
If they offer you the job tell them
you’ll get back to them between 7am and 6pm Mon-Friday and if there’s no one in to offer the job to a neighbour
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 10:15, archived)

well done all of you
(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❀️🌟❀️, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 10:30, archived)
!!!!!!!!!!
morning
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 9:29, archived)
o hai

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 9:42, archived)
yo g

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 9:38, archived)
s'up

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 9:42, archived)
‘Sup G

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 10:15, archived)
Well, now the power
had to switch it off for a bit for the builders but now everything's working again.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 11:12, archived)
Snap's less interesting first draft

(dribble, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 11:59, archived)
fewer

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 17 Jun 2021, 14:35, archived)