Morning chilblains

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 8:24, archived)

Not 'ere in t'naaarth

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 8:29, archived)

Well here in London it's sunny but cool
it's proper nice to be back. I'd very much like to do the Trans-Pennine again, but I'd need to put some more grave-biased tyres on the bike.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 8:37, archived)

lol trans

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 5 Jul 2021, 9:04, archived)

ecky thump

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 8:31, archived)

www.martialartsplanet.com/threads/the-ultimate-martial-art-ecky-thump.97370/
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 8:38, archived)

urgh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 9:01, archived)

The chip/beer-heavy diet of the last week has shown up on the scales

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 9:33, archived)

I am fancying my pigeons as I type

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 5 Jul 2021, 9:05, archived)

Nice breast?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 9:33, archived)

It’s a roller

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 13:43, archived)

Morning from the glorious North

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 9:08, archived)

ever been to that Only Fools & Horses-themed bar in Harrogate?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 5 Jul 2021, 9:26, archived)

I have not

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 9:36, archived)

neither have I, anecdotes not my forte etc

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 5 Jul 2021, 9:39, archived)

does it have a bar that lifts up at random intervals so you can fall through it?

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 9:56, archived)

dunno, ent been in

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 5 Jul 2021, 9:56, archived)

it looks a bit 'working class'

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 5 Jul 2021, 9:56, archived)

so, authentic, then

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 10:00, archived)

tripadvisor reviews are damning with faint praise

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 5 Jul 2021, 10:05, archived)

ladles and jellyspoons roffle

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 9:28, archived)

I have no idea what you're on about

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 9:34, archived)

course not
(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 11:41, archived)

so this is what Queef was doing this weekend
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-57705786
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 5 Jul 2021, 11:50, archived)

so the brother that asked to not be named
is called Yosef?
(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 19:25, archived)