black coffee that I haven't drunk any of yet because it's still too hot
a shit is sure to follow
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 8:36, archived)

Mary had a little lamb R-R-R-REMIXXXX

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 8:38, archived)

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( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 8:43, archived)

Mary, a girl at a party
Pretty face, fantasy body
On the strength girl was fine
Mission: make her mine
So I stepped to her shyly
Before I could speak she walked right by me
Frozen, lost my cool
Out of the groove, what's my next move
Should I chill, should I follow
Heart is pounding, I feel hollow
Paused, thought for a minute
If she was a pool I'd jump right in it
So in her path I did step
Nervous but I still had pep
It didn't matter where she went to
I would be there too
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 10:08, archived)

no u never

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 12:38, archived)

Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
One thousand volts went up its bum
And turned its wool to nylon

/primary school
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 10:34, archived)