morning
cracking party for my mother's 70th yesterday, must have nodded off during the sport and missed the disappointment, kind of relieved really
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 8:28,
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morning
sausage butties for breakfast this morning
beat that, the internet
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 8:32,
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Mary, a girl at a party
Pretty face, fantasy body
On the strength girl was fine
Mission: make her mine
So I stepped to her shyly
Before I could speak she walked right by me
Frozen, lost my cool
Out of the groove, what's my next move
Should I chill, should I follow
Heart is pounding, I feel hollow
Paused, thought for a minute
If she was a pool I'd jump right in it
So in her path I did step
Nervous but I still had pep
It didn't matter where she went to
I would be there too
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 10:08,
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no u never
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 12:38,
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Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
One thousand volts went up its bum
And turned its wool to nylon
/primary school
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 10:34,
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bit sleepy this morning,
a lad at the pub got a flare out at around 9.30 so i went home
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 12 Jul 2021, 9:33,
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Isn’t that normal for London?
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 10:02,
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Nah, it's normally a right old knees up on a Monday morning
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mongychops, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 10:14,
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heh
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 10:19,
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You Londoners and your fancy ways
*adjusts flat cap*
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 10:23,
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Alright BPD Pizzle
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 10:02,
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at the end of the day it's a game of two halves
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 10:05,
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Morning
I'd rather be in Rome myself
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 10:25,
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Il calcio sta tornando a casa
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 10:40,
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lol
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 10:51,
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I think they jinxed the match
how could fate resist showing that person up for wazzock they are?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 11:08,
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I think England lost for the same reason they always lose, i.e. they couldn't hack the pressure
INGERLAND
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 11:12,
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