hullo wanker's
y'araight?

going to make a chilli in a bit. what are you going to make in a bit? you can't say sweet love to my nan
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 12:22, archived)

another coffee, because legal highs are great

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 12:32, archived)

Gonna make tracks to the nearest electrical shop
Need a different scart lead for the new DVD player
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 12:37, archived)

my DVD player only plays sound on the downstairs TV and I can't work out why
this is a problem as my daughter wants to watch films in the loft

baffled
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 12:39, archived)

Is the lead in firmly?
If it's even a bit loose, it won't show the picture
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 12:58, archived)

picture's fine, it's the audio that doesn't work
tried 3 different hdmi ports, all nowt
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 13:28, archived)

Tried a different HDMI cable?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 14:36, archived)

it's the same one that works fine downstairs and on jr's switch

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 14:37, archived)

May be that the pins on the cable are a bit wonky
not an issue on one machine but the other is a bit more worn or wasn't made as well? Get a cable from Amazon and if that doesn't fix it send it back.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 15:45, archived)

I'll give that a go, ta

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 16:33, archived)

Or you could try covering it in jam and spunking in its hdmi

( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 17:01, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8306680
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 18:04, archived)

chilli contains carolina reaper, ancho, chile d'arbol and chipotle
it's a feisty one
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 14:37, archived)

Sounds good

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 17:10, archived)

the loft insulation is absorbing all the sound

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 14:42, archived)

c h
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 13:12, archived)

Andrew Bone's been fired
lulz
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 13:14, archived)

Polly just make some rank guffs.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 12 Jul 2021, 13:16, archived)

sweet sweet dozer lovin' to your nans

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 12 Jul 2021, 14:29, archived)

Poos and wees
and maybe guffs but the way my guts are I'll probably do them as safety farts - over the toilet bowl in case of it being a trick trump.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 14:39, archived)

FAKE POOS

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 14:43, archived)

I bet he's a man who has soiled himself in a meeting with one other person
and berated them for shitting themselves. He's that kind of person.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 15:46, archived)

Need to go to the local yeoman and buy some copper contacts for my fucken wax cylinder player
Wonder if Benjamin Franklin is about
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 17:17, archived)

I am indeed

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 18:04, archived)

Greetings

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 18:36, archived)