Some of my work colleagues have organised an aqua park thing tomorrow morning, should be fun. A bun
A bunch of them are going out on the piss afterwards, and I probably won't join them because I'm lolold. Anyway, the ones going out are female and half my age so I'd just look like someone's pervy uncle.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 16 Jul 2021, 15:17, archived)

going swimming then going drinking sounds like a good way to get wasted extremely quickly

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 15:22, archived)

wasted extremely quickly covid
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 15:37, archived)

that too

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 15:41, archived)

Water parks are a Petri dish at the best of times
Imagine going to one during a global pandemic. That is the height of insanity
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 15:44, archived)

Swim at home, train to be a lifeguard, save lives

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 16:33, archived)

That's exactly why I flooded the entire ground floor of my house

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 16:36, archived)

Smart, you’ll go far in life

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 18:08, archived)

To be fair, it's in the sea.
If I see any covid coming towards me, I'll swim towards Denmark.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 17:37, archived)

They really aren't. We have some of the strictess water regulations in the world.

( mongychops, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 17:44, archived)

Do you know what this park says to me? Aqua. Which is French for water. It's like being inside an enormous Fox's Glacier Mint.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 16 Jul 2021, 16:05, archived)