PINGDEMIC

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 20 Jul 2021, 7:33, archived)

United Pingdom
Morning
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 7:41, archived)

in the pingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king
morning
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 20 Jul 2021, 7:49, archived)

one-eyed man is ping, surely

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 11:38, archived)

too many pings mate, too many fackin' pings

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 20 Jul 2021, 11:41, archived)

I misspoke :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 14:49, archived)

sultans of pingdemic

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 8:13, archived)

I saw something in the Guardian the other week
That said the singer from the Sultans is now a professor of European political history or something.

lol you're a-peein'
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 20 Jul 2021, 8:20, archived)

well he certainly wasn't suited to being a musician

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 8:29, archived)

All I remember about him
was that Dave the Welsh goth in halls of residence in 1993 told me animatedly that he was a bender.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 8:40, archived)

what, Dave the bent Welsh goth?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 20 Jul 2021, 8:41, archived)

Everyone's bent, Dave.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 8:47, archived)

When I was in halls of residence (also 1993 lol) I got in the same lift as him at Tufnell Park station so many times (as did my mate, separately) it became a running joke
'Got in the lift with The Sultan again today ffs' etc
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 8:45, archived)

Imagine getting into a lift with him now.
You'd both be dead from covid 100 times over.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 8:49, archived)

Would you mind if I imagined something else instead please?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 8:58, archived)

I hereby accede to your dying wish.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 9:26, archived)

it don't mean a thing if it ain't got that ping

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 8:20, archived)

morping

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 20 Jul 2021, 8:21, archived)

'Pingles, mateyplops!
*smoosh*
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 8:39, archived)

ouch

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 8:58, archived)

PING THE NOISE

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 8:43, archived)

b3ta.com/questions/imsorryivewrittenajoke/post2634411
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 9:31, archived)

lol

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 9:35, archived)