Rob always used to put my 'top tips' in the newsletter.
I mean they'd never have been good enough to be published in Viz where he stole the idea from but it was nice to get some approval.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 10:50, archived)

I got one of my QOTW entries newslettered, cannae mind what it was tho lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 21 Jul 2021, 10:51, archived)

bullshit, you had it printed and framed

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 11:09, archived)

it's on a huge canvas hanging above the settee in my lounge.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 21 Jul 2021, 11:12, archived)

*Herbert Lom eye tic*

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 11:45, archived)

I'll pass you a serviette, there must be a speck of dust in yr eye or something

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 21 Jul 2021, 11:48, archived)