Morning
Just been screamed at by a neighbour for putting my bin out. Apparently, I'm not allowed to do this as it's breaking the law due to me isolating.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 8:45, archived)

The last year and a half has really brought out the best in people.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 22 Jul 2021, 8:54, archived)

exactly what I've been thinking lately
this pandemic has destroyed more of my faith in humanity than anything else in my lifetime, and it was already reeling in the wake of Brexit
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 8:58, archived)

Oh, she was always a cunt

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 9:07, archived)

these days, if you put your bins out you get arrested and thrown in jail

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 22 Jul 2021, 8:55, archived)

*BRB KLAXON*

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 22 Jul 2021, 8:55, archived)

OK, that one was actually justified.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 22 Jul 2021, 9:34, archived)

We can't use the klaxon any more as that's bullying someone for their sincerely held beliefs.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 22 Jul 2021, 10:39, archived)

It's like people who say 'klaxon' when they mean 'air horn'. 'Klaxon' is a brand name.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 22 Jul 2021, 10:45, archived)

of course it should be 'KKKlaxon' really

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 10:46, archived)

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 22 Jul 2021, 10:46, archived)

apropos, achieving surround sound

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 22 Jul 2021, 10:52, archived)

zzzzzzzz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 11:00, archived)

You'll never take me alive, copper

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 9:37, archived)

What happens if you stay about from them?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 22 Jul 2021, 10:33, archived)

then you get threatened by mabazaritchie

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 22 Jul 2021, 10:34, archived)

you do know that you only have to isolate if you are phoned or texted by Track & Trace?
If you're just pinged then it's at your own discretion.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 22 Jul 2021, 9:17, archived)

#deletetheapp
#cheers
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 9:23, archived)

My niece has it
And she lives with me
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 9:35, archived)