apparently when he got his first taste of success he lived out his fantasy of shagging a woman on a bed covered in money
Five pound notes lol
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 12:26, archived)

that's an incredibly Alan Partridge thing to do

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 14:40, archived)

It’s TOO Alan Partridge. Maybe his writers crafted that just to tell his brother.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 14:58, archived)