oh man classic, up there with 'Kwik Fit fitter' and Kellogs fruit and fibre with Grant Mitchell
great days, we shan't see their like again
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 16:27, archived)

BELLY'S GONNA GETCHA

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 16:36, archived)

Somebody is forgetting snoops ads

( mongychops, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 16:39, archived)

I stopped watching TV in 1995, so

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 16:40, archived)

a friend of a friend made those ads, he reckons it was the best job ever

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jul 2021, 16:44, archived)

you misheard him m8, he said he reckons you're the biggest knob ever

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 16:50, archived)

no queef, I have never met this dude, he is a friend of my booze expert chum

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jul 2021, 16:53, archived)

I've never met you and I reckon you're the biggest knob ever
Quod erat demonstrandum m8
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 16:55, archived)

a bigger knob than, say, 'Comrade Quixote'?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jul 2021, 17:05, archived)

I'm afraid so m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 17:09, archived)

it's a fair cop.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jul 2021, 17:10, archived)

He was very hard work that boy, but he gave me a fantastic book once
www.worldofbooks.com/en-gb/books/nick-tosches/unsung-heroes-of-rock-n-roll/9780436532030
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 17:11, archived)

it has blacks on the cover

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jul 2021, 17:14, archived)

so does your favourite gay jazz mag

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 17:15, archived)

True, I'm a big admirer of BBC publications.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jul 2021, 17:18, archived)

Guys, just fuck and get it over with

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 17:59, archived)

^

( broadsword, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 18:26, archived)

ah yes, the best in many years for sure

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 16:44, archived)

WASSUP!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jul 2021, 16:43, archived)