Yeah, i got weighed in yesterday. Was going to smash it tonight but I'm working tomorrow

( mongychops, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 9:06, archived)

going to try not to go mad on the weekend
let's see how successful a plan this turns out to be
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 9:13, archived)

I'm meant to be going to a party tomorrow
Very much doubt it'll happen, though. My mate set it up and she's not exactly reliable
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 11:47, archived)

I can't remember the last time I went to a proper party
I don't count the garden party for my mother's 70th as one...
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 11:57, archived)

i have a feeling the guest list won't consist of anyone but me, her, her boyfriend and his best friend

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 15:02, archived)

GANGBANG

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 30 Jul 2021, 15:47, archived)