morning guy's!
Friday woo, payday yeah, let's get dibnah all up in this muthafauckah
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 8:41, archived)

#paydaycans

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 30 Jul 2021, 8:44, archived)

that was the most depressing thing I think I've ever read
that and the pick'n'mix 'scam'

human life at its bleakest
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 8:44, archived)

I dunno, what about captain hood-butter and his naked orgies?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 30 Jul 2021, 9:02, archived)

#BreakfastWithJimi

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 9:11, archived)

and now AA is riding high in life on the success of his 'Itheberg' joke on QOTW!
Well, I say 'his', it clearly isn't but YKWIM.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 30 Jul 2021, 9:24, archived)

yeah it's a good 35+ years since I first heard that one

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 9:52, archived)

Which popular reggae singer joke has already been told, many times over?
Pato Bindun!!!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 10:11, archived)

GLASSCOCK

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 30 Jul 2021, 10:18, archived)

morning and happy International Friendship Day

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 8:44, archived)

and to you, internet friend!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 8:45, archived)

this is getting seriously Disney

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 9:03, archived)

peace be with you mate

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 30 Jul 2021, 9:02, archived)

and with thy spirit

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 9:02, archived)

wishing you all the best and more

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 9:51, archived)

when only the more besterer bestest is good enough

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 10:07, archived)

Yeah, i got weighed in yesterday. Was going to smash it tonight but I'm working tomorrow

( mongychops, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 9:06, archived)

going to try not to go mad on the weekend
let's see how successful a plan this turns out to be
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 9:13, archived)

I'm meant to be going to a party tomorrow
Very much doubt it'll happen, though. My mate set it up and she's not exactly reliable
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 11:47, archived)

I can't remember the last time I went to a proper party
I don't count the garden party for my mother's 70th as one...
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 11:57, archived)

i have a feeling the guest list won't consist of anyone but me, her, her boyfriend and his best friend

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 15:02, archived)

GANGBANG

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 30 Jul 2021, 15:47, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 10:47, archived)

it really fucking is

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 11:00, archived)

FUCK YEAH FRIDAY

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 10:53, archived)

PANOWIE

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 11:00, archived)

disappointing that sticksy's job didn't work out, he could have helped out with this crossword clue I'm stuck on
28 down, 'overworked postman'.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 30 Jul 2021, 11:03, archived)

trying to set up a joke here and failing due to lack of interest, unlucky

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 11:16, archived)

might just end it all, what have I got to live for now????

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 30 Jul 2021, 11:29, archived)

life can be a cruel mistress, m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 11:38, archived)

aka a 'priti patel'

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 30 Jul 2021, 11:51, archived)

I was talking to my dad yesterday about how much of a psycho she is

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 12:27, archived)

pulling up ladders wherever she can, she's a proper sociopath
Weird mismatch of gorgeous face and barrel body.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 30 Jul 2021, 12:37, archived)

smart move getting a brown person to be the face of anti-foreigner policies

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 12:41, archived)

*BRB KLAXON*

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 30 Jul 2021, 13:00, archived)