what's for tea
Honey/sriracha/soy glazed salmon, broccoli with oyster sauce and red chili, and egg fried rice here. Apparently in China egg fried rice is served as its own course and never as a side but fuck 'em, yeah? Trying to tell me what to do, cunts.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 17:05, archived)

in my last job, one of my colleagues was (lol he probaly still is) mixed heritage
White dad, mum from Hong Kong.

In a team meeting once our Head Of was talking about the control environment and how it was our job 'to find the chinks'.

IT WAS PRETTY LOL, ACTUALLY, OK???
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 30 Jul 2021, 17:23, archived)

I'll take your word for it

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 17:25, archived)

ok

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 30 Jul 2021, 17:28, archived)

dunno
I've got some new garlic pickle though and that on a fried egg sandwich is the food of the gods
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 17:31, archived)

going to make Sichuan chili oil soon, even scaling down the recipe I'm going to end up with shitloads so I hope I don't cock it up

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 17:52, archived)

lol cock

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 17:53, archived)

pickle and fried egg? Sounds disgusting.

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 18:01, archived)

garlic pickle
it's amazing
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 18:12, archived)

Have you tried the Dave Lister?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 18:19, archived)

no
that triple-decker nonsense is too much hassle
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 18:21, archived)

I must admit, I have tried it
It's surprisingly tasty but difficult to eat
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 19:06, archived)

Kryten you plonker!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 30 Jul 2021, 19:01, archived)

If I honestly kept a food diary on here I think you would all be appalled, so I don't

( mongychops, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 17:46, archived)

my wife had a beef and onion pie for lunch - or as she calls them, 'a rat coffin'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 17:49, archived)

those zany strines!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 30 Jul 2021, 17:50, archived)

ok, reporting you to brb

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 17:52, archived)

he has a lot of clout round these parts

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 30 Jul 2021, 18:01, archived)

lol parts

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 30 Jul 2021, 18:01, archived)

he is a clot round these parts

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 18:13, archived)

+Mc

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 30 Jul 2021, 17:55, archived)

Today for lunch I had a gold bar and a few handfuls of the 3kg bag of candy sticks I impulse bought off amazon.
Washed down with a can of relentless energy drink.
Also got through half a tin of snus although don't think that really counts as food.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 21:41, archived)

Nom

( mongychops, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 22:04, archived)

alright gonz

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 30 Jul 2021, 23:15, archived)

Homemade chilli done in the slow cooker.
Slow cooked for 4 hours.
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 18:00, archived)

A HOT FUCKEN BOWL OF TITS, WHAT ELSE????

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 18:09, archived)

Perhaps their ate like minded people here

( mongychops, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 19:59, archived)

Walking and posting isn't my thing

( mongychops, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 20:13, archived)

Anal

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 18:19, archived)

Steak sandwich, probably

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 18:20, archived)

My go-to salmon recipe involves a glaze of dark soy, balsamic vinegar, Worcestershire sauce and sugar.
Well good, it is. Works well with tuna, too.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 30 Jul 2021, 18:58, archived)

Corn-fed corn

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 19:06, archived)

linguine bolognese

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 20:29, archived)

Only with another consenting adult, I hope.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 31 Jul 2021, 8:35, archived)

that's the last time I'm going to my local Italian, they got several basic things wrong
In fact, they made a fusilli mistakes.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 30 Jul 2021, 23:14, archived)

I'm sorry you've written a joke

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 10:05, archived)