cocktail hour thread


lol cock
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:06, archived)

i'll have a gin and tonic
make it a double
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:08, archived)

good day at the shops?
Just had a difficult time acquiring fennel, what a world

Got there in the end though, don't panic everyone
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:24, archived)

I've bought shit loads from that spices on the web
I think you put me onto them. Got some beezer Mexican oregano of them recently
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:26, archived)

skillz, bro
what I want is somewhere local I can buy fresh green peppercorns, I fuckin loves 'em I do
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:29, archived)

epperc rns, I fuckin loves 'em I d
( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:46, archived)

I make my own, dude, fresh and organic every day

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:55, archived)

I bought some Mexican tarragon the other day.
I didn't like it
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:43, archived)

shopping was excellent
i got a romero dead trilogy boxset for a fiver. i already had night of the living dead and dawn of the dead, but i've been looking for day of the dead for ages. there's a bonus disc with documentaries and featurettes, too. i got myself a new pair of connies and a shitload of junk food, which i don't normally buy, but i felt like it today. also on the list was a bottle of gordon's, so i foresee a night of sweets, gin and zombies
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:40, archived)

Nice.
what kind of junk food?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:41, archived)

maoam, haribo, chocolate biscuits, cheese puffs, lemon fanta, dry roasted nuts, peanut butter kitkats and jaffa cakes

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:55, archived)

cheese puffs, lemon fanta, dry roasted nuts, peanut butter kitkats and jaffa cakes everybody talk about, pop miskits
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:56, archived)

raging lard-on right now

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:58, archived)

you're both very silly.
continue.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:00, archived)

it's a gift
and a curse
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:02, archived)

much like gonorrhea

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:04, archived)

i heard it;s what killed howard carter

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:08, archived)

the curse!

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:14, archived)

lol, stealing this

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:19, archived)

feel free
I think it was a b3taism from way back when
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:35, archived)

also, nowhere had the fish sauce i wanted
but i'm not going to the asian supermarket for the good stuff, i'll end up spending a fortune, i always do
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:41, archived)

those places are amazing eh, I love 'em, always end up with shitloads of goodies, frozen gyozas and so on
where we live now, they've got Indian cash & carrys which are almost as bad, go in for 100g of turmeric, come out with 500g grams of it in a big bag, fucking great big cinnamon sticks, black cardamoms, fresh curry leaves etc etc
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:45, archived)

I may have experenced something similar in Cosco the other day
but I will now never run out of liquorish
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:50, archived)

I've heard good things about bbq meat at costco

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:54, archived)

It has a pretty good meat selection
fnarr fnarr
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:06, archived)

lastr time i went, i was only going for fish sauce
came home with 2 bamboo steamers, a huge bag of potstickers, a box of squid, green-lipped mussels, 4 different bottles of hot sauce, a variety of rice noodles, pea aubergines, green curry paste, those metal tongs you cn't resist clacking every time you pick them up and a firm desire to never taste durian fruit
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:59, archived)

I usually get Squid brand
I understand that Vietnamese fish sauce is milder and more fragrant than Thai but I always forget to try some and go for the Squid
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:51, archived)

yep, the squid one is the one i get
blue dragon do a passable one, too. a bit milder, but does the job
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:56, archived)

Just make your own.
I'm sure you can find a fish and a juicer, how hard can it be?
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:32, archived)

Why would I take a fish to the juicer?
I want fish sauce, not a fish ON the sauce
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 22:23, archived)

I've figured out why picture framing costs so much
it's a fucking ballache is why
(sticklebrlcks 💅, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:10, archived)

Well it's not one of the all time great anecdotes
But at least you're trying
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:14, archived)

well I liked it

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:22, archived)

YOU WOULD

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:24, archived)

not gonna lie, picframechat is my fuckin SHIT yo
you know that, I know that - every man Jack of the posters here in /chatsville Tennessee knows that

and lady Jill, soz #metoo boarder's
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:26, archived)

Clickin dis

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:27, archived)

what are you framing?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:23, archived)

OJ SIMPSON

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:24, archived)

If it smells like shit, you must acquit
There
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:26, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8308434
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:30, archived)

If it's warm and yellow
That's an innocent fellow
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:30, archived)

if it reeks of turd
he can't do bird
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:40, archived)

If a stink has arisen, he can’t go to prison

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:02, archived)

actual lol

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:30, archived)

some paintings what I done

(sticklebrlcks 💅, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 20:39, archived)

try using your hands instead m8


LOLLLLLLLLLL
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:30, archived)

I'm having a sprite

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:23, archived)

make sure you wash your hands afterwards

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:25, archived)

oh I will
Macca's tea after spending a fair amount to get my car through an MoT
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:26, archived)

Might have sex on the beach
followed by a drink

Lol sex
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:30, archived)

lol crabs

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:34, archived)

sex wank a n
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:36, archived)

no way lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:41, archived)

is beer allowed?

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:34, archived)

only if it has a slice of lemon and an umbrella in it

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:36, archived)

and a plastic monkey hanging off it

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:42, archived)

and a dead worm at the bottom of the bottle?

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:48, archived)

+ulous

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:15, archived)

I hope so
I finished my sprite and have moved onto beer
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:36, archived)

how could I say no to you, snugglebuns xoxoxox

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:39, archived)

ginger beer -> queer

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:48, archived)

maybe yours will catch on

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:58, archived)

Thanks, might bloody mary like a boss

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:55, archived)

my old local in Bethnal did an absolute killer bloody mary
double smirnoff blue, dash of port etc etc

it was about £8 fucking 10 years ago mind
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:06, archived)

adjusted for london inflation
Its probably getting on for £20 now
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:11, archived)

I've never heard of port in a bloody mary, hmmm

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:14, archived)

could work
But I'm not a cocktail purist
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:19, archived)

Negroni
Or something sugary and lemony. A pancake perhaps.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:24, archived)

*BRB KLAXON*

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:47, archived)

[klaxon intensifies]

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:52, archived)