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cocktail hour thread
lol cock
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:06,
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i'll have a gin and tonic
make it a double
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:08,
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good day at the shops?
Just had a difficult time acquiring fennel, what a world
Got there in the end though, don't panic everyone
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:24,
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I've bought shit loads from that spices on the web
I think you put me onto them. Got some beezer Mexican oregano of them recently
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:26,
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skillz, bro
what I want is somewhere local I can buy fresh green peppercorns, I fuckin loves 'em I do
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:29,
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epperc rns, I fuckin loves 'em I d
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broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:46,
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I make my own, dude, fresh and organic every day
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:55,
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I bought some Mexican tarragon the other day.
I didn't like it
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Agent Pr1ck llวษฏs วษฅส sสI หวษษld sแดษฅส วสษษฅ l, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:43,
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shopping was excellent
i got a romero dead trilogy boxset for a fiver. i already had night of the living dead and dawn of the dead, but i've been looking for day of the dead for ages. there's a bonus disc with documentaries and featurettes, too. i got myself a new pair of connies and a shitload of junk food, which i don't normally buy, but i felt like it today. also on the list was a bottle of gordon's, so i foresee a night of sweets, gin and zombies
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:40,
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Nice.
what kind of junk food?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:41,
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maoam, haribo, chocolate biscuits, cheese puffs, lemon fanta, dry roasted nuts, peanut butter kitkats and jaffa cakes
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:55,
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cheese puffs, lemon fanta, dry roasted nuts, peanut butter kitkats and jaffa cakes everybody talk about, pop miskits
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:56,
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raging lard-on right now
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:58,
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you're both very silly.
continue.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:00,
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it's a gift
and a curse
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:02,
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much like gonorrhea
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:04,
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i heard it;s what killed howard carter
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:08,
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the curse!
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:14,
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lol, stealing this
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:19,
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feel free
I think it was a b3taism from way back when
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:35,
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also, nowhere had the fish sauce i wanted
but i'm not going to the asian supermarket for the good stuff, i'll end up spending a fortune, i always do
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:41,
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those places are amazing eh, I love 'em, always end up with shitloads of goodies, frozen gyozas and so on
where we live now, they've got Indian cash & carrys which are almost as bad, go in for 100g of turmeric, come out with 500g grams of it in a big bag, fucking great big cinnamon sticks, black cardamoms, fresh curry leaves etc etc
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:45,
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I may have experenced something similar in Cosco the other day
but I will now never run out of liquorish
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:50,
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I've heard good things about bbq meat at costco
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:54,
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It has a pretty good meat selection
fnarr fnarr
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:06,
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lastr time i went, i was only going for fish sauce
came home with 2 bamboo steamers, a huge bag of potstickers, a box of squid, green-lipped mussels, 4 different bottles of hot sauce, a variety of rice noodles, pea aubergines, green curry paste, those metal tongs you cn't resist clacking every time you pick them up and a firm desire to never taste durian fruit
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:59,
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I usually get Squid brand
I understand that Vietnamese fish sauce is milder and more fragrant than Thai but I always forget to try some and go for the Squid
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:51,
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yep, the squid one is the one i get
blue dragon do a passable one, too. a bit milder, but does the job
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:56,
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Just make your own.
I'm sure you can find a fish and a juicer, how hard can it be?
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Agent Pr1ck llวษฏs วษฅส sสI หวษษld sแดษฅส วสษษฅ l, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:32,
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Why would I take a fish to the juicer?
I want fish sauce, not a fish ON the sauce
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 22:23,
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I've figured out why picture framing costs so much
it's a fucking ballache is why
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sticklebrlcks link in bio โค๏ธ๐โค๏ธ, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:10,
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Well it's not one of the all time great anecdotes
But at least you're trying
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:14,
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well I liked it
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:22,
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YOU WOULD
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:24,
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not gonna lie, picframechat is my fuckin SHIT yo
you know that, I know that - every man Jack of the posters here in /chatsville Tennessee knows that
and lady Jill, soz #metoo boarder's
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:26,
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Clickin dis
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:27,
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what are you framing?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:23,
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OJ SIMPSON
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:24,
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If it smells like shit, you must acquit
There
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:26,
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b3ta.com/talk/8308434
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:30,
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If it's warm and yellow
That's an innocent fellow
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:30,
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if it reeks of turd
he can't do bird
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:40,
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If a stink has arisen, he can’t go to prison
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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actual lol
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:30,
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some paintings what I done
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sticklebrlcks link in bio โค๏ธ๐โค๏ธ, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 20:39,
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try using your hands instead m8
LOLLLLLLLLLL
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:30,
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I'm having a sprite
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:23,
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make sure you wash your hands afterwards
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:25,
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oh I will
Macca's tea after spending a fair amount to get my car through an MoT
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:26,
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Might have sex on the beach
followed by a drink
Lol sex
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:30,
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lol crabs
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:34,
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sex wank
a n
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Agent Pr1ck llวษฏs วษฅส sสI หวษษld sแดษฅส วสษษฅ l, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:36,
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no way lol
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:41,
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is beer allowed?
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:34,
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only if it has a slice of lemon and an umbrella in it
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:36,
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and a plastic monkey hanging off it
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:42,
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and a dead worm at the bottom of the bottle?
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:48,
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+ulous
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:15,
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I hope so
I finished my sprite and have moved onto beer
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:36,
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how could I say no to you, snugglebuns xoxoxox
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:39,
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ginger beer -> queer
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:48,
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maybe yours will catch on
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:58,
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Thanks, might bloody mary like a boss
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broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 17:55,
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my old local in Bethnal did an absolute killer bloody mary
double smirnoff blue, dash of port etc etc
it was about ยฃ8 fucking 10 years ago mind
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:06,
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adjusted for london inflation
Its probably getting on for ยฃ20 now
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:11,
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I've never heard of port in a bloody mary, hmmm
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broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:14,
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could work
But I'm not a cocktail purist
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:19,
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Negroni
Or something sugary and lemony. A pancake perhaps.
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Agent Pr1ck llวษฏs วษฅส sสI หวษษld sแดษฅส วสษษฅ l, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:24,
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*BRB KLAXON*
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:47,
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[klaxon intensifies]
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:52,
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