well that wasn't going anywhere fast
morning 2
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 10:07, archived)

Just had to wait half an hour for a bus
As the one before didn't show up. According to the tracking app, it's in the canal.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 10:16, archived)

whoops

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 10:16, archived)

No clue how
It's not as if the route is anywhere near the canal
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 10:40, archived)

After last year I'd forgot that little kids on public transport never ever shut up

( mongychops, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 10:16, archived)

on public transport
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 10:17, archived)

True also , at the moment it seems London is the hot ticket

( mongychops, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 10:18, archived)

Round here they spend their lives shouting in the streets, the park, the shops....
So do their parents.

Bonus annoyance: facetiming with no headphones on at top whack - the older pricks don't seem to realise that when you have a phone, you can speak at normal volume and the other person can hear you. That's kind of the point of telephones as opposed to just shouting as loud as you can. Cunts
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 10:18, archived)

They're shit at the quiet game

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 10:40, archived)

have they fixed London Bridge yet?
morning
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 10:22, archived)

no mate, it's still falling down!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 10 Aug 2021, 10:23, archived)

Mostly, it's open to traffic now, but Conway are still there .

( mongychops, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 10:26, archived)

do you mean Tower Bridge?
PS morning
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 10:28, archived)

I'm not aware of any issues with tower bridge.

( mongychops, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 10:30, archived)

it was stuck open for 12hrs
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-58149716
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 10:33, archived)

Ah , I missed that

( mongychops, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 10:41, archived)

Hammersmith Bridge is still fucked
#bridgechat
( mongychops, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 10:32, archived)

Do you mean Biffin Bridge?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 12:33, archived)

Wayne Bridge?

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 13:31, archived)

youtu.be/_ixRxOAVhPM
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 11:18, archived)

Roy Budd was the fucking business eh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 11:26, archived)

One of my best friends when I was really small had the surname Budd
Found out years later that he ended up getting life for beating someone to death outside a pub. Our lives very much went in different directions at some point
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 13:02, archived)

That was me m8

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 10 Aug 2021, 13:14, archived)

Yeah, you weren't daft enough to get caught.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 13:17, archived)

shame
he could have been a bus conductor

Budd Budd, ding ding
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 13:18, archived)

Get on a Safe Danes and go Dane the tane, m8

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 14:44, archived)

wow

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 16:27, archived)

underclass 'illiterate name of the day':
Kailib.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 10 Aug 2021, 11:29, archived)

There's a young man whose first name is Kool doing the rounds not too far from here.
It's not his fault his parents are fucking idiots.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 11:59, archived)

when did double-barrelled forenames become the in thing with council dwellers?
I've lost track of all this stuff.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 10 Aug 2021, 12:01, archived)

why don't you just ask your own relatives?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 12:02, archived)

none of my rellies are as council as that, thank goodness

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 10 Aug 2021, 12:04, archived)

none of my rellies are as council as that, thank goodness I can't, none of them will talk to me
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 12:17, archived)

I do hope he has a gang

( mongychops, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 12:05, archived)