good morning on this most Thursday of Thursdays

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 7:57, archived)

Morning
Bit nippy this morning
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 8:05, archived)

haven't been outside yet

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 8:18, archived)

good morning

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 8:08, archived)

àny news?

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 8:19, archived)

none yet - hopefully he's hanging on in there

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 8:20, archived)

still alive - just - but on ventilator w pacemaker and in a coma
:(
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 10:09, archived)

:/
he'll probably knock it on the head even if he does pull through at this rate
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 10:28, archived)

you'd think so eh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 10:36, archived)

morning erryone

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 8:11, archived)

^ this, right here

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 8:19, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 26 Aug 2021, 8:16, archived)

you know it

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 8:19, archived)

on the blower to the bank about my credit card, GOOD TOIMES

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 26 Aug 2021, 9:36, archived)

That's always so much fun

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 9:52, archived)

this is a good price but reviews are mixed, and apparently the '12 year' claim is shady
www.amazon.co.uk/Flor-Ca%C3%B1a-Year-Rum-70cl/dp/B001P4WHJW

might get one anyway
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 8:25, archived)

Rum for diabetics?
careful, it could give you the shits
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 8:27, archived)

WAY ahead of you bro

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 8:29, archived)

Insugin

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 8:32, archived)

I'm sure there's a tonic for that

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 9:04, archived)

fuck it I've ordered one, we shall see

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 8:31, archived)

please do give us a full future report

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 8:47, archived)

will do sir

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 8:55, archived)

I ordered a bottle too
could do with a change from whiskey (got a peaty number and a bourbon open)
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 9:08, archived)

worth a gamble at that price, and I can always stick it in bbq glaze if it's really horrible

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 9:26, archived)

Your paenus, you mean

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 10:57, archived)

of course

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 11:02, archived)

curious as to what a 'modernist rum' is

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 8:35, archived)

it rides a Lambretta and is going down to Brighton on bank holiday Monday for a scrap with some rockers

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 8:37, archived)

heh

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 8:38, archived)

+ or it gets the hose again
/ac
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 10:09, archived)

Hello

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 8:27, archived)

o hai

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 8:34, archived)

Named after Chris Hemsworth, it should be called Chrisday.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 8:34, archived)

writing to my MP right now

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 8:38, archived)

Thursday as FUCK
Morning
( broadsword, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 9:15, archived)

YEAH MAN

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 9:30, archived)

Settle plate update:
QA have asked us to put out the weekly settle plates. I've asked them why, when a) one of them usually comes in and does it, and b) someone from QA came into the room and did it yesterday. I shall notify the board if there is any more news. #SettlePlateNews #PassiveAirMonitoring #Semi-QuantitativeDeterminationOfMicrobialContaminationsInTheAir
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 9:59, archived)

*subscribes*

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 10:09, archived)

Only weekly? I put out the settle plates daily, often more than once a day.

( broadsword, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 10:14, archived)

Don't lie, we all know that you just smell of agar.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 10:26, archived)

OK I've been on the internet and I think I know what settle plates are now

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 10:14, archived)

I do not have, and have never had, access to the internet.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 26 Aug 2021, 10:19, archived)

ccess to the internet  willy
( broadsword, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 10:46, archived)