Settle plate update:
QA have asked us to put out the weekly settle plates. I've asked them why, when a) one of them usually comes in and does it, and b) someone from QA came into the room and did it yesterday. I shall notify the board if there is any more news. #SettlePlateNews #PassiveAirMonitoring #Semi-QuantitativeDeterminationOfMicrobialContaminationsInTheAir
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 9:59, archived)

*subscribes*

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 10:09, archived)

Only weekly? I put out the settle plates daily, often more than once a day.

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 10:14, archived)

Don't lie, we all know that you just smell of agar.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 10:26, archived)

OK I've been on the internet and I think I know what settle plates are now

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 10:14, archived)

I do not have, and have never had, access to the internet.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 26 Aug 2021, 10:19, archived)

ccess to the internet  willy
( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 10:46, archived)