I just ate too many bockwursts for lunch and now I feel a mixture of shame and bloated queasiness
Go me!

But why are *you* a totes ledge ladbantz hero?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 13:16, archived)

hiya, everyone's banging on about the new LP by The Bug, I'll give it a go this afternoon and report back my findings

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 3 Sep 2021, 13:32, archived)

Don’t

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 15:25, archived)

it's pretty good I reckon, there we go, job done

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 3 Sep 2021, 15:26, archived)

:(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 16:47, archived)

Did you get flooding mofs?

( mongychops, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 16:57, archived)

Yeah there was flooding just down the road, a couple people were drowned in their cars. It tipped it down here but we didn’t get flooded.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 18:23, archived)

I had fish, because it's Friday and I fancied having fish
I also have new neighbours and they seem nice
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 13:34, archived)

spaghetti with mussels for dinner here
last time I ate them was in Rome, I got food poisoning and was firing from both ends for 24h

wish me luck
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 17:48, archived)

I just finished up in leadenhall Street, walk outside into hundreds of hippies, ffs

( mongychops, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 14:09, archived)

I'm stuck in waiting for the prick of an electrician
Supposed to have been here by now
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 15:21, archived)

come on mongy, pull your finger out!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 3 Sep 2021, 15:22, archived)

oh, sorry, bit insensitive.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 3 Sep 2021, 15:23, archived)

Dont do domestic, never have . Social housing even worse domestic.

( mongychops, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 16:31, archived)

Fuck it, it's 5 o'clock, I'm going to Lidl

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 17:01, archived)