morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Sep 2021, 7:45, archived)

I read this as 'sweaty', which for some reason was hilarious.
uk.news.yahoo.com/kristen-stewart-sweary-masturbating-princess-161656387.html
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 Sep 2021, 8:22, archived)

bit creepy

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Sep 2021, 8:33, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8310737
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 9:35, archived)

heh

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 Sep 2021, 10:50, archived)

'lo

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 8:39, archived)

greetings from wealthy and salubrious Harrogate

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Sep 2021, 8:43, archived)

Harrogate is, indeed wealthy and salubrious
I have a friend who lives in Saltaire, it is also one of the towns in Yorkshire that makes one wonder about this "poor northerners" twaddle.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 8:45, archived)

I haven't been to Saltaire, but that side of West Yorkshire has some lovely places

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Sep 2021, 8:52, archived)

The problem with Saltaire is that it’s right next to Shipley
which is a complete dump
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 8:56, archived)

I didn't got to Shipley
your review hasn't made me want to visit.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 8:58, archived)

A++ would avoid again

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 9:00, archived)

haha, they should call it SHITley!!!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 9:35, archived)

I suspect you've avoided a burned neck.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 11:42, archived)

There's a superb brewery
lovely little town, well worth a trip. saltairebrewery.com/
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 8:57, archived)

^ this

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 9:00, archived)

No it doesn't

(Pres Putin Masturbated on the ruins on, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 8:59, archived)

not this again, have you not got an optic to change or something?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Sep 2021, 9:00, archived)

No I haven't

(Pres Putin Masturbated on the ruins on, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 9:04, archived)

please, I implore you, delete your account and kill yourself

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Sep 2021, 9:09, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8310681
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 9:28, archived)

As the hilarious Black Adder says,
like coppery. Lollollol.
(Pres Putin Masturbated on the ruins on, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 10:24, archived)

Blackadder is dismal shit, I can see why you're a fan

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Sep 2021, 10:51, archived)

This is a normal post Blackadder is dismal shit,
can see why you're 'm
+ny
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 11:12, archived)

it's a normal post, is it?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Sep 2021, 11:27, archived)

yes
Calling you a fanny is indeed a normal post - as it says
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 11:36, archived)

morning Mr D

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 8:57, archived)

cheers Cheers

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Sep 2021, 9:00, archived)

I've still got the shits

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 9:29, archived)

then give them back oh hahaha

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Sep 2021, 9:31, archived)

I am doing, on an hourly basis

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 9:34, archived)

sounds shit

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Sep 2021, 9:41, archived)

morning

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 9:47, archived)

alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Sep 2021, 9:49, archived)

Morning
Cba cooking, might pop out for brunch
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 10:22, archived)

Wow, so this is the GB News I've heard so much about
What? The voice of the people, Nigel Farrage, talking to.... Christopher Biggins? About Brexit?!
imgur.com/1xkexgC
What a time to be alive!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 11:09, archived)

today I saw a woman driving a car!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Sep 2021, 11:13, archived)

ticks all my boxes

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 11:13, archived)

Can't wait till they talk to Tim Martin
maybe about his staffing problems...
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 11:31, archived)

he'll say it's the EU's fault, again

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 11:34, archived)

It's the kind of thing people just can't say any more
thank god Andrew Neil had the guts to start a whole TV channel devoted to bringing the truth to the airways, giving voice to opinions nobody feels they can share because of political correctness and the leftie liberal media elite.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 11:53, archived)

these days, if you say you're English etc

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Sep 2021, 12:03, archived)