afternoon
b3ta, I mean
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 12:39, archived)

I have discovered today that I have monumentally fucked up
I've been after a super rare record for many years, no cunt ever sells it. I found out who made it and messaged them via Discogs asking if I could do a one-off pressing in exchange for £££. Turns out he replied 6 months ago saying I could have a free copy if I sent him my address :(((
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 12:44, archived)

it's this amazing dub mix of the theme from Ronnie Corbett's 'Sorry' fyi
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV5iTT77GM0
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 12:45, archived)

#thatsinterestingqueef

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 12:45, archived)

is he apologetic about it?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 9 Sep 2021, 12:59, archived)

I was

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 13:14, archived)

+nk goat

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 13:15, archived)

I wasnk goat, monster munch etc

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 13:25, archived)

Ink goat? idgi

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 16:02, archived)

You know, 'Ink goat was', sang 'walk the dinosaur'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 16:20, archived)

does the offer not still stand?

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 12:51, archived)

we shall see
I just joined Twitter specifically to alert him to my response
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 13:13, archived)

I only think to log in there once a year or so & feel rude for not responding to old messages
Discogs should inundate me with alert emails like a proper website
( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 13:19, archived)

innit
why don't internal messages get flagged up on your signup email address? they bother me all day long asking me to review my purchases, why not about messages too? fucking knobwanks
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 13:23, archived)

It’s not too late Queef, just write and tell him what happened. If there’s a problem just let me know, we’ve got previous. He’ll do as he’s told.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 15:59, archived)

Yessss

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 16:22, archived)

Counting down the days until I get my tattoo
6 days to go
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 14:01, archived)

what are you getting?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 14:37, archived)

a tattoo, can't you fucking read?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 9 Sep 2021, 14:42, archived)

The guy
Entire top half of my right arm. It's costing me £300, but it's worth it
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 14:57, archived)

+rim

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 9 Sep 2021, 14:57, archived)

A skull gripping a rose in its teeth
and on the skull's forehead there's a yin-yang inside a pentagram, surrounded by three dolphins, each of which has a Chinese character on it, and they're meant to say "Love, Laugh, Live", except they're all ever so slightly wrong, so they actually say "Barbarian hamster dildo."
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 9 Sep 2021, 14:59, archived)

And now I need a tattoo that actually says barbarian hamster dildo

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 15:08, archived)

#infest

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 15:24, archived)

On the Delta Variant stage.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 17:36, archived)

Its still a bit sticky here, even after a decent rain shower.
Wishing I had worn shorts.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Sep 2021, 14:02, archived)

I got 3 mosquito bites last night, fucking swampy here also
no rain yet
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 14:37, archived)

You had to admire his enviromental stance though

(Pres Putin Masturbated on the ruins on, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 14:41, archived)

just because I'm fucking him doesn't mean I have to agree with him

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 14:47, archived)

You are a silly sausage
Rofl lmao :)))
(Pres Putin Masturbated on the ruins on, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 14:57, archived)

Paul Gambaccini rejecting Dick? Not something I thought I would ever read
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-58490698
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 14:55, archived)